My mom sure is a funny lady.
She called me before at work and not even saying hello, started off with,
"I know what I'm going to get you for a wedding gift."
"A baby crib."
Me: "Um, Mom, shouldn't you wait until I'm PREGNANT for that?"
"No, becuz if you get a baby's crib you'll realize how badly I want you to have a baby, so I can be a Nana, and you won't waste any time working on it."
"How about you let me get married first and then we'll talk." I told her, smiling through the phone.
Gotta love her. LOL