Wednesday, March 05, 2008

I licked sixty-five envelopes last night.

Sixty-friggin-five envelopes.

Disgusting. That glue-taste will probably never go away now.

All becuz dumb-ass April forgot to grab one of those spongie-thingies from work (or the store) to seal them with and was too impatient to wait till she had time to go out and get said spongie-thingie.

At one point, I turned to Daryl and said, "Maybe you can at least lick half of these for me?"

"Gross, no way." Was his loving reply.

Anyway, I think I ran out of saliva.

13 comments:

Chele76 said...

paint bruch? ;-)

you're lucky you didn't get any papercuts!

Keri said...

All i could think of is Atleast they weren't the really really cheap ones that 'Seinfields George's' fiance died from licking... too funny... next time use a paper towel dipped in water ;}

oh and i love the man's reply...

April said...

Oh my god that is so funny Keri cuz my coworker JUST told me about that episode!! (I never watch Seinfeld).

And Michele and Keri-I did actually try to use a sponge that I only wet the corner of but...alas...it was NOT making the envelopes stick as well as good 'ol fashioned SPIT!

snowflake said...

Yuck, poor you! I hate licking envelopes! :( Poor you!

Melissa said...

You know you could have just wet a paper towel and given it a go...hoping your spit has been replenished now...(yea, I know that sound mighty weird)

photogirl218 said...

Yuck! At least they're done though. I bet you're relieved.

photogirl218 said...

In case you didn't know who the last comment was girl. It's me (carsa). I can leave comments now under aim, yea!

April said...

Yay, Cars! It's about damn time! LOL

Big D said...

damn right Im not licking envelopes!!! Im saving my self for ice cream

Robyn said...

Oh no, you should have used a wet wash cloth.

jessica said...

gross!

Grandy said...

Could you have not just used a sponge? Or maybe wet your finger? I have had to do many of those and always got stuck on that duty for my sisters. I was forced to improvize. Is this helpful (although useless) information a day late or a dollar short? Sorry!

April said...

Just so you guys don't think I'm a total 'tard, LOL, I DID try to use a damp sponge...but the dang envelopes weren't sticking closed so I had to resort to licking. At least I got a good "licker". Heh heh.