WARNING: If you don't like penis, body shots, boobies or lap dancing, you may not want to progress any further down this post....yeah, baby....
I've said it before, and I'll say it again--I have some cool-ass friends. Heh.
After all, who else would serve me a very lifelike penis cake and ejaculating brownies?
And who else serves a gallon of Red Headed Sluts in our very own hotel room??
And whose friends give the Bachelorette free lap dances???
And provides me with hilarious goodies like penis-candy necklaces, Wedding Vouchers that Big D has to follow and jumping penis-toys?? Oh, and a fabulous penis-straw???
And come on, who else supplies me with the never-ending glass of booze? I have no idea who bought me drinks or when or how or what cuz I barely registered new glasses being shoved (placed lovingly) into my hands???
Oh right...and body shots...yum?
And without further ado, I introduce you to some of my silly, uber-classy biatches:
This is some random dude who kept hopping into our pictures and then bought us a round of shots. Thanks, dude.
Sparkly boobies rock the house....
Pretty Lorelei who set up this whole fabulous evening. Love all my girls!!