Oh my Lord.
I was just talking on the phone at work to a customer who was a "rambler". (That's what I call the people who ramble on and make absolutely no sense and that I have NO IDEA who to direct their call to even after there entire ramblification. And yes, that's my own made-up word.)
Anyway, I finally said, "Okay so you are inquiring about a check that you mailed to us or that we mailed to you?"
And she replied, "A check that I made out to yous."
No, that was not a typo. She really and truly said "to yous".
And I have to talk to these people?!?!??!