Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Note to Self:

When having sexual relations on the living room floor, and quite possibly flailing about, be sure that your cell phone is a considerable distance away. And be sure that your foot doesn't slam down on it and accidentally hit the last dialed phone number, thereby calling yours and your husband's friend and depositing a lovely, if personal, message into her voice mail.

Because yes, said friend will indeed listen to the voice mail from start to finish.

Why, me?

39 comments:

the cubicle's backporch said...

ha ha!! That is too funny!! The real question is- did she delete it, or is she gonna play it for all your other friends?

April said...

Oh honey, she saved it. She wants ME to hear it since I'm the "star" of the show. Heh heh.

Stephanie said...

I am dying over here!!
That is some funny sh*t!! (ok, maybe to us..not you!!)
Atleast you learned a lesson ;)

Stephanie said...

Can I have your email address please?!?! Just email me at stephray13@aol.com! I have a question for you!

Keri said...

Glad it was a GIRL atleast... can't imagine what a guy would do with it... ROTFL!!

Poltzie said...

Ha! Awesome!!

Kori said...

Oh I so laughed out loud at this one.

Thanks April I needed that.

Bekah said...

hahahaha wow. oh lord. and she saved it? thats so something my friends would do

Kel said...

OMG!! That is halrious!!!! I would die of embarassment... :)
~K

Flea said...

Bwahahahaha! What fun for YOU! Wait till you have kids and they walk in on you! Not that ... um ... that's happened to me, or anything ...

Tara said...

Oh my gosh!! That is sooooo funny!!

Morgan said...

LMAO!! Thats all I can say.

April in CT said...

Oh my.. I'd just die, seriously. LOL

Melissa said...

OMG, that is hysterical!! :)

Stephanie said...

I have tears running down my face as I type this. I had to read it 3 times and pass it on. Oh April - this is just too funny!!

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

YOU ARE TOOOO FUNNY!!

kittyconcerto.com said...

OH. DEAR. LAWD!!!! That IS damn hilarious there girlfriend. Ok, more for me than you. Don't feel too bad. I have friends who had that same kind of experience...... although I wasn't the recipient of the phone call. Damn!

Amy said...

See, this is why I do not have a cell phone.

The Captain's Wife said...

OMG!!! I think need to go change my undies casue you made me laugh so hard I peed a little...

Kathryn said...

Shut. The. Hell. Up.

You are kidding me! What are the chances of that happening? That is HILARIOUS!!!!

Better a friend than a boss, or a parent!

Helmey said...

let me give you my #

~**Dawn**~ said...

OMG, April!! LOL!!! If I were that friend, I would a) have laughed til I freaking cried once I figured out what happened and b) I would never let you forget it. ;-) Also? Would be really funny if she returned the "favor" at some point. LOL

the cubicle's backporch said...

I think listening to myself would probably embarrass me. Even if it was in front of my best friend in the whole world. hee hee.

Cecily R said...

Oh. My. HELL! April, you did NOT! Holy crap, that is hilarious!!!

Thank you so much for the MUCH needed laugh!!!!

Sarah said...

Bwahahahahahahahhahahah*gasp*hahahahahahha!! I think thats the funniest thing I have heard all damn day!

ALF said...

Oh man. What are the odds? At least you didn't call 911!

Heidi Renée said...

Thanks for your comment!

I can't say the incident in this post has ever happened to me. In college, however, my phone was loose in my backpack and somehow called my mom. When I hear muffled talking coming from within, I opened it up and fished the phone out. My mom was frantically assuring me that she would be right there and everything would be ok. I was having some health problems at the time and she thought I was having a seizure. How I would have managed to dial the phone while having a seizure, heaven only knows!

Keri said...

I forgot to add...

holy jealous of the floor romp batman!!

boy the things you miss when you have children... and hard wood floors!!

Heather said...

OMG how freaking funny!

Grandy said...

AWESOME!! Be brave girl...you earned that star the hard way. :)

Big D said...

ah yes We told a few of our friends and our neighbor Brian said he would put it as his ring tone on his cellphone ahahaha that would be funny since i was the silent partner

Rhea said...

HOly crap. That's hilarious. Was this solo sexual relations or with hubby?

I can't believe I haven't visited you in so long!! I'm so sorry! How are you?!

Tranny Head said...

BWAHAHAHA.

I hate to admit it, but I'd totally listen to it MULTIPLE times and use it as a threat of blackmail.

At least you didn't call your parents!

Robyn said...

OOPS

Dianna said...

OMFGoodness*!*
That
is
hilarious.

I'm laughing WITH you...

Krystyn said...

OMG! That is hilarious! What a lesson to learn!

Jaina said...

LMAO, are you serious???

scrappysue said...

brilliant!

April said...

Holy CRAP! I think this is the MOST comments I've ever gotten on a post! You guys REALLY love sex-posts it seems! LOL