My boobs are freakin' heavy.
My lovely ta-tas have definitely grown and then grown some more in the past 14 and a half weeks. If I thought they were big before? I was sadly mistaken. I will never make that mistake again, as I'm told they will just continue to morph in size.
Some days, I tell Daryl that I feel like I'm walking around with baby watermelons strapped to my chest. It's not the hugest deal (pun intended) that they are big, oh no, it's the fact that they feel like they weigh at least five pounds each. And that the headlights are ALWAYS on, if you know what I mean. And if you don't let me spell it out for you. My nipples. ...my damn nipples are so sensitive now that all day long its a matter of trying to ignore the fabric of bra and shirt rubbing up against them. And it is extremely annoying.
I have gone from my usual 38D (yes, I think I told you once before, I have pretty big knockers) to now realizing that I have to, have to, have to get a new bra. I've been trying to hold out cuz my bras were older and sorta stretched out so in my perverse April-logic I thought I'd have more time to grow in them.
Well, I was wrong.
While the cup size is not bad right now and I could continue to deal with it if it was necessary, what I can't deal with is how tight the band feels around my body. Ugh! I feel like I'm being squeezed. ALL. DAMN. DAY.
And becuz my boobs are so freakin' heavy, it just makes that squeezy-feeling worse as gravity takes its toll all day long. Some days, I will admit, when no one is around my desk? I rest my whole chest on my desktop. Aaaahhhh, temporary relief. Of course it doesn't look very professional if I'm caught in the act. Or my other favorite past time? When I run up and down the stairs at work, I make sure to hold them tight against me. It may look crazy but it sure as hell doesn't hurt!
So it is now time. Time to invest in some new (inexpensive) bras. I stress the inexpensive cuz lord knows how long I'll be wearing them till my boobies grow another size! Lord have mercy!
At this rate, I'll be able to breast feed an entire army of hungry babies. Ha! Kidding.
And yes, I just wrote an entire post about my "girls". But good gawd, they are so heavy.