Dear Mommy and Daddy,
So...uh...there's something I gotta tell you guys and I really don't want to hurt your feelings. I know you guys just want what's best for me, and want me to be the healthiest I can be.
I get that. Really, I do.
I'm just not diggin' these peas.
I mean come on, is food supposed to naturally be this...this...green?
You see this face? I know I can't talk yet but what my eyes are trying to communicate with you is, "What the hell happened to my delicious apple sauce??!?!"
Now, Pop-Tarts? These look pretty damn appealing. I mean, the silver, crinkly package alone screams, "Choose me! Forget those horribly-green peas!"
Ah, yesssss, I could totally get into these.
So while I sincerely appreciate the effort, Mom and Dad?
Next time, leave the peas at the store and stock up on the warehouse size box of Pop-Tarts, m'kay?
Love you lots!